Rantages.com is offering you to write for us!

Hit us up with a piece and then TehGoatLord, TheMorbidTeddy and maybe TehNoop will judge your work and if it is satisfactory, pass it onto the Review Board for initial reviews.

But if you’re good enough, TehGoatLord might take you under right away and you can have your work published right away.

You can download the detailed writing instruction for Rantages as a PDF File HERE

Guidelines:

• Don’t steal other people’s works
• Too much hatred without humour leads to you sounding like Hitler

GENO-FUCKING-CIDE

• Finally, write good.
• Please don’t “ryt lyk dis cz ur 2 gud fr prper spelin””. For the love of God, it takes the humour away and pisses all 3 of us editors. I’m sorry if we sound like Grammar Nazis but please respect this request

Email TehGoatLord @ [email protected] with your work attached as a plain text(.txt) file.

Adios.